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Grumpy Calm™ Guide - 7 Days of Cozy Mindfulness

Grumpy Calm™ Guide - 7 Days of Cozy Mindfulness

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💎 Crafted for Calm – Soothes Anxiety

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What's Included (Free Gift)

(1) Grumpy Calm™ Breathe & Soothe Plush
Crafted for calm, with ultra-soft texture and gentle breathing design

💌 BONUS: Free 7-Day Calm Challenge Guide (Printable PDF)
Your limited-time digital gift to build your own daily calm ritual. Available only today!

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We want you to love your calm.
If your Grumpy Calm™ Plush doesn’t bring you comfort, you’re covered by our 30-day return policy.
Simply send it back in its original condition and packaging for a full refund.
See our Return Policy page for details.

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Shipping times vary based on location but typically arrive within 6–9 business days. You’ll receive a tracking number once your order is on its way.

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Grumpy Calm™ Guide - 7 Days of Cozy Mindfulness

Grumpy Calm™ Guide - 7 Days of Cozy Mindfulness

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Join the Calm One Hug at a Time

 
 

Got Questions?

What makes Grumpy Calm™ different from a regular plush?

Grumpy Calm™ isn’t just a plush, it’s a calming companion designed to help you slow down, breathe, and find comfort again.
The gentle breathing rhythm and ultra-soft design help regulate your breathing and reduce tension, making it perfect for anxiety, stress, or sleepless nights.

Does the plush actually move or breathe?

Yes! Every Grumpy Calm™ Plush naturally breathes with a gentle, rhythmic motion designed to help you slow down and relax, no upgrades needed.
You can also enhance your calm with two optional upgrades:
✨ Calm Glow — adds a soft breathing light that syncs with each rise and fall.
🎵 Calm Sound — plays soothing, rhythmic sounds that help your mind unwind.

Together, they make every hug feel alive,like holding a little pocket of calm. 

Will it help me sleep better?

Yes! Many of our customers use Grumpy Calm™ as part of their nighttime routine.
The combination of soft texture, gentle glow, and rhythmic sound helps quiet your mind, lower anxiety, and create a calming sleep environment.

Does Grumpy Calm™ really help with anxiety?

Yes, and there’s science behind it.
When you hold and breathe with your Grumpy Calm™, your body naturally begins to mirror its slow, steady rhythm, a process called entrainment.
This helps activate your parasympathetic nervous system, the part of your body responsible for relaxation and calm.

The gentle breathing motion, cozy texture, and warm touch release feel-good hormones like oxytocin and serotonin, reducing tension and slowing your heart rate, the same calming response you feel during a hug.

It’s not just cute, it’s a soothing, science-backed way to help your body unwind when anxiety takes over.

 
 

🌿 Breathe Through the Chaos

He’s more than a plush, he’s your reminder to pause.
When life feels loud, his gentle glow and slow breaths bring you back to calm.
A soft hug, a quiet light, a moment of peace.

 
 

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💚 Softness That Soothes the Storm

Every hug melts a little worry away.
Filled with premium cotton and wrapped in cloud-like softness, he’s made to calm anxious hearts and quiet busy minds.
His gentle touch helps you slow down, breathe deeper, and feel sa

 
 

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🧸 The Perfect Hug for Calm

Just the right size to hold close and feel safe. Soft, comforting, and always ready when you need a moment to breathe.
Each hug feels like calm itself, grounding you, easing your mind, and reminding you that peace can be this simple.

✨ From Holiday Overwhelm to Cozy Peace

When the season gets loud, your calm doesn’t have to.Grumpy Calm™ helps turn the chaos into comfort, wrapping you in warmth, glow, and slow breaths that melt away the noise.Because even the busiest hearts deserve a soft place to rest.

Rated 4.9 out of 5 by Customers Who Found Their Calm

  • ★★★★★

    Stop Overthinking and Buy It

    If you’re overthinking about buying it… that’s your sign to get it.

    Julia D.

  • ★★★★★

    Comfort Beyond Expectation

    It’s so soft it’s ridiculous. I’ve been hugging it every night and actually sleep through the night now

    Diana K.

  • ★★★★★

    Shockingly Soothing

    Honestly wasn’t sure if it would really breathe, but it does. And it’s weirdly soothing

    James R.

  • ★★★★★

    Helps Me Sleep Faster

    The soft breathing light helps me fall asleep faster. It’s like he’s reminding me to slow down

    Emily W.

  • ★★★★★

    Found My Calm Again

    Didn’t think I’d need a plush at 29, but wow… this little guy actually helps me calm down after work

    Hailey R.

  • ★★★★★

    Therapist Approved

    My therapist recommended something tactile for anxiety, Grumpy Calm is my new go-to

    Jenna K

  • ★★★★★

    Real Anxiety Relief

    At first I thought it was just a cute idea, but this thing genuinely helps my panic attacks feel easier to manage.

    Alyssa G.

  • ★★★★★

    Ended Up Buying Two

    Bought it for my daughter, but I ended up keeping one for myself 😂

    Ashley C.

  • ★★★★★

    Therapy in Disguise

    It’s so much more than a stuffed toy. It’s comfort therapy in disguise.

    Nathan J.

  • ★★★★★

    ADHD Friendly

    I have ADHD and anxiety, the slow breathing rhythm helps me regulate my own breathing without even trying.

    Kaitlyn D.

  • ★★★★★

    Worth the Upgrade

    I got the upgrade with the light and sound, and it’s worth it. The glow is so calming

    Samantha L.

  • ★★★★★

    Didn’t Expect This Much Calm

    Was skeptical about the price, but after the first night… I get it. He’s part of my bedtime routine now.

    Rachel P.

  • ★★★★★

    Perfect Gift for Overthinkers

    Perfect gift for anyone who overthinks. Seriously

    Mark B.

  • ★★★★★

    Better Than Screen Time

    It actually helps me not scroll on my phone before bed. I just breathe with it

    Tina H.

  • ★★★★★

    The Softest Plush Ever

    The material is buttery soft. It’s like a therapy session in plush form

    Jessica M.

  • ★★★★★

    Couples Love It Too

    Bought two, one for me, one for my boyfriend. We both use them when work gets crazy

    Olivia R.

  • ★★★★★

    Emotional Unboxing

    I didn’t expect to get emotional unboxing it. It’s like it was made for anxious hearts

    Sarah V.

  • ★★★★★

    Great Weight and Quality

    Such good quality. Heavy enough to feel real, soft enough to melt your stress away

    Chloe A.

  • ★★★★★

    Helps During Panic Attacks

    I deal with panic attacks. This helps me focus on something steady. Worth every penny

    Hailey C.

  • ★★★★★

    Instant Calm

    I don’t know how, but it works. It literally calms me down in minutes

    Zoe L.

  • ★★★★★

    A Gift That Brings Comfort

    I bought this for my grandson who gets anxious before bed. He hugs it every night now and says it helps him “breathe better.” Seeing him calmer makes my heart so happy

    Linda P.

  • ★★★★★

    Simple but Powerful

    Reminds me to breathe when I’m spiraling. 10/10 would recommend

    Tyler W.

  • ★★★★★

    Not Just for Kids

    Not just for kids. I’m 33 and I love this thing

    Jason H.

  • ★★★★★

    Grandma’s Favorite Gift

    I wasn’t sure if he’d love it, but now my granddaughter takes it everywhere. It’s soft, calming, and even helps her fall asleep faster. I’ve already ordered one for my other grandchild

    Carol W.

  • ★★★★★

    Finals Week Lifesaver

    Got this during finals week and it’s the only thing that kept me sane 😅

    Lindsey N.

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    Desk Buddy at Work

    I take mine to work, keeps me grounded at my desk when things get stressful

    Hannah E.

  • ★★★★★

    From Skeptic to Believer

    Didn’t believe the hype, but now I’m the one hyping it to everyone

    Molly F.

  • ★★★★★

    Magic Breathing Feature

    The breathing feature is magic. You automatically sync your breathing and calm down

    Becca J.

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    Gift That Made Her Cry

    Bought one for my sister who has anxiety and she cried in a good way

    Grace L.

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    Post Shift Relief

    I’m in nursing school, this helps me decompress after long shifts

    Rachel D.

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    First Thing That Helped Anxiety

    I’ve tried everything for anxiety. This is the first thing that actually helps.

    Brianna G.

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    Just Get It

    If you’re doubting it, just get it. You’ll thank yourself later

    Nicole P.

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    Cute Yet Functional

    Perfect combo of cute and functional. Not cheesy at all

    Lily R.

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    Like a Weighted Hug

    Feels like a weighted hug, but softer and cozier

    Maddie J.

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    Relaxation Upgrade

    I love that it has upgrades, I added the sound mode and it’s so relaxing

    Sierra M.

  • ★★★★★

    Helps Kids Sleep

    This helped my 10-year-old with bedtime anxiety more than any gadget we’ve tried

    Jessica T.

  • ★★★★★

    Travel Anxiety Relief

    I travel a lot and it keeps me calm on flights. My anxiety is usually awful, but this helps

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  • ★★★★★

    Best for Students

    I wish I had this during college. Seriously the best anxiety relief tool I’ve bought

    Alex K.

  • ★★★★★

    Perfect Holiday Gift

    It’s the perfect holiday gift, thoughtful and actually useful

    Brittany S.

  • ★★★★★

    Better Than a Stress Ball

    I used to squeeze a stress ball. Now I hug this instead and feel 10x better

    Nora L.

  • ★★★★★

    Breathe Again

    I didn’t realize how tense I was until this thing made me breathe properly again

    Heather F.

  • ★★★★★

    A Gift That Shows You Care

    Got it for my girlfriend who struggles with anxiety. She says it helps her sleep so much

    Ethan P.

  • ★★★★★

    Designed for Fast-Paced Lives

    Soft, slow, peaceful. It’s like it was designed for people who live in fast-forward

    Kara D.

  • ★★★★★

    Convenient Rechargeable Feature

    Love that it’s rechargeable, I don’t have to keep replacing batteries

    Laura H.

  • ★★★★★

    Grown-Up Cute

    It’s adorable but not childish. The design is actually modern and clean

    Savannah P.

  • ★★★★★

    Still Using It Daily

    It’s been a month and I still use it every night. That says a lot

    Tara C.

  • ★★★★★

    Gifted Another One

    I got mine during the sale and immediately ordered another as a gift

    Mia R.

  • ★★★★★

    Gift of Calm

    Super giftable. It’s like giving someone a pocket of peace

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  • ★★★★★

    Helps PTSD and Sleep

    I deal with PTSD and sleep issues, this actually helps me ground myself before bed

    Aubrey V.

  • ★★★★★

    Makes Me Smile

    He’s so cute and grumpy it makes me smile every time I see him

    Erin S.

    Why Choose Grumpy Calm™?

    Most plushies are just cute, Grumpy Calm™ is designed to calm your mind.
    With its breathing glow, soothing sounds, and science-backed comfort, it helps ease anxiety, improve sleep, and bring real peace to your day.
    It’s not just a plush, it’s your daily dose of calm.

      Others

    Breathing Glow Technology that guides your body into calm.

    Science-Inspired Comfort that helps soothe your nervous system.

    Cloud-Soft Premium Cotton that melts tension on contact.

    7-Day Calm Challenge Guide to build a daily calm habit.